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The only good thing to come from a Brewer win

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The only good thing to come from a Brewer win

Gov. Jan Brewer's allegations of beheadings, lack of debating skills, inability to finish a thought, questionable facts and a fear of educating the voters puts Arizona in an elite group of states that will be considered "safety zones" during the Great Zombie Attack of 2011, due to a lack of brains.

Other safe states will include Texas, Alaska, South Carolina and West Virginia. GOP and Tea Party states understand that when it comes to intelligence and education, nobody can accuse them of being elitists and putting themselves in harm's way. Even zombies have needs.

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