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What's in Osama's porn stash?


Today's "big" story is that pornography ("explicit" pornography, as if there were any other kind) was found in Osama bin Laden's compound.

No word from CNN on whether or not a list of his al-Qaeda lieutenants was found as well... the big story is the porn, it seems.

And then a guy I know—with far greater knowledge of pornography than I have—wondered if Osama had any Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley vids in his collection.

I had to Google Ron and Nina, and while I was at it, I came up with another few names of Jewish porn stars (but I figured Osama would have known that Hannah Rosen is Jewish).

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Roberto De Vido is a communications consultant, writer, cartoonist and jack of many trades. The former chief of Tucson Sentinel’s East Asia Bureau, he now lives in California (make of that what you will).

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