She's still out there, Tiger Woods
Initial reports from The Players Championship had it that a spectator had been tasered and arrested after heckling golfer Tiger Woods during the third round of play.
As it turned out, the tasered and arrested spectator was a 36-year-old American man, not the 30-year-old Swedish woman whom even Inspector Clouseau would have put at the top of a list of suspects likely to be found abusing Tiger Woods either verbally or otherwise.
Roberto De Vido is a communications consultant, writer, cartoonist and jack of many trades. The former chief of Tucson Sentinel’s East Asia Bureau, he now lives in California (make of that what you will).