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Comic: Osama bin Laden

Help wanted: Fresh Prince of Abbottabad

Now that Osama bin Laden is dead, al-Qaeda faces a search for a new leader.

The candidate should be decisive, charismatic, and excel in strategic planning. He (and the position is open to men only) should also have a reputation for ruthlessness, and an ability to travel on short notice. No experience of martyrdom required; training will be provided.

Roberto De Vido is a communications consultant, writer, cartoonist and jack of many trades. The former chief of Tucson Sentinel’s East Asia Bureau, he now lives in California (make of that what you will).

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