Supposed Bin Laden compound getting bad reviews from 'guests'
A fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, the city where Osama bin Laden was killed, is getting poor reviews from 'vacationers.'
Mocking comments, written in the voice of disappointed guests, are being left on a Google Maps page devoted to a large walled compound in that city.
While the location is not the mansion where bin Laden was killed by U.S. Navy SEALS, but that's not stopping dozens from leaving their two cents about the accommodations.
A few choice remarks:
"I heard that this place is now available (prior residents left suddenly and unexpectedly)."
"Disappointed in the service. The only thing on the menu was goat flesh, and the place reeked of burning garbage."
"Located in cozy, quiet neighborhood. Interrupted only occasionally by machine gun fire. Lacking in ameneties, but an up and coming area. Handyman special. One satellite phone available with smoking bullet hole for comms back home. CIA helicoptors offering complimentary air lift service for corpses. Great property to get away from it all. Must See!"
"Heard this used to be an amusement park, now it's a historical site? Aside from the complimentary dialysis machine use, easy underground access to Pakistan's beautiful vast cave system, and free toaster waffles, it's a pretty big dump. The food wasn't organic, the wifi was spotty at best, absolutely no cell coverage, (yelp reviews were so wrong on that one) and no one spoke English. To make it worse, the country's best basketball player, some 6'7" dude with a turban, gets shot our first night there. And the coffee was cold. We're so not coming back."