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Penis sizes worldwide: Yeah, there's a map for that

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Penis sizes worldwide: Yeah, there's a map for that

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Well, finally. Thank you, a website with user-generated customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world.

Before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

All of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for Japan's Capt. Winkies (also 4.3 inches).

But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).

The U.S. (5.1 inches) falls short to its neighbors Canada (5.5 inches) and Mexico (6.2 inches).

And in case you're still unsure of which country you'd like to visit next, get a load of this:

Another map that attempts to correlate penis size with IQ — two things that, in the case of China and Africa, appear to be inversely correlated. Titillating.

Click the maps below for more data.

This article originally appeared on GlobalPost.

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