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Oscars liveblog: Come play the dozens with Hollywood

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Oscars liveblog: Come play the dozens with Hollywood

Four fun-filled hours of snark from Sean and Maggie

It's Oscars night, y'all! From the step-and-repeats to the awful musical numbers to the over-the-top speeches, we are here to mock all and sundry.

Staff film writer Sean Bottai has done his homework; you can even read about all those short films you never know anything about here.

Arts editor Maggie Golston, shaken from the suicide of a hero, intends nevertheless to bring the unrelenting snark.

You can read our predictions and preferences here.

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While this is a liveblog and not a chat, we welcome your comments below, and promise to check you out during all those commercials.

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